MONDAY MADNESS: Max Gross Would Have To Be Crazy To Team Up With The Israel Bashing Left

LaTrobe Uni Jewish student activist Max Gross is believed to be "dancing with the devil" in political arrangements that will see him run in imminent LaTrobe student elections with notorious socialist groups with a record of fanatical anti-Israel and anti-semitic beliefs.

One insider told us that the colourful and eccentric young student believes that by running with Socialist Left and extreme left forces he has a much stronger chance of winning that if he hangs with political moderates.

DANCING WITH THE DEVIL
Gross recently failed in his bid to become President of the Australian Union of Jewish Students and is believed to be determined to win himself a spot on the LaTrobe Uni SRC even if it involves teaming up with those who praise Hamas, jihad and suicide bombings. The OC has been told by high ranking figures within AUJS that Gross will be "finished" if he proceeds with his plans to run with the extreme left.

The extreme left groups and are believed to be thoroughly amused to have duped the young man, ruthlessly using him for votes. One of the coalition partners with the Socialist Left group he plans to run with is the infamous hate-group Socialist Alternative which spews out anti-Israeli propaganda on a near-constant basis.

Max Gross seems to be a sincere supporter of Israel and moderately inclined. He organised a highly successful Israel Week at La Trobe University, which was very well received. He is the cousin of Zac Gross, a respected young moderate at Melbourne Uni. Only Max can explain why he is compromising himself by teaming up with leftards who hate Israel and are soft on terrorism. To be fair to him, he has contacted us about half a dozen times to inquire about the subject of the story, so we'll be giving him a right of reply should he wish to take it up.

As a postscript, one thing's for sure, this guy is truly amusing. In his persistent calls to the OC, I was keen to delay discussion until I'd written the story so we'd have something to talk about.

My social calendar was unusually full on the weekend and the site being hacked made it difficult to get everything done. But during these many calls, Max was very keen to know what we were writing about, I decided not to tell him until I'd finished it. His response? Oh is it about this (bad thing), that (private thing) or the other (some scandal). None of which I knew about previously.

Memo to Max: You are a patriot (probably) who has temporarily lost his way. Come back from the Dark Side and get someone to tell you how to deal with journalists. Telling them your secrets of the inner-most kind is far from the ideal.

Now stop this flirting with the lefties before you go blind.

Game on.